Top Ten Reasons Why I Could Be Cast In A Disney Original Series

10. I can use phrases like "that's super cool" and "I'm as serious as a zit on school picture day" in everyday sentences.
9. When shaved, I have the face and features of a early teen boy (without the pimples).
8. I can give an unending string of expressions of shock, surprise, and cluenesses that are all somewhat vacant.
7. If paid, I will wear layers of mismatched brightly colored clothing.
6. Many of my movements can be translated into loud sound effects.
5. Despite having a rather large noggin, they make Mickey Mouse ears to fit any size head.
4. At the moment, I feel like my life is divided into just a few sets.
3. Although I've never had a non-speaking child role on a hip adult situation comedy, I have watched a lot of them.
2. I've always dreamed of parlaying my disney role into a mediocre hip hop/pop singing career.
1. I love to learn and help out my friends :Sigh:


bye bye

nate

I Am Alive...

...as it were. I am sleep deprived but standing. Time obsessed, money short, head full of unnecessary cheesecake thoughts.
And I can't get this annoying Christmas song to stop playing in my head.

But I am alive.

nate